My friends refer to me as Serge (northseastorm) wrote in teh_unfortunate,
My friends refer to me as Serge
northseastorm
teh_unfortunate



Step to a journey? I hope I did this right.

THE APPLICATION:

♪♪ About You ♪♪
Name: Serge
Age: 15
Location: New York
Gender: Male
Grade: 10th
Status (Single, dating, etc.): Single
Pick 5 words to describe yourself: metal, viking, russian, power, scream
Hobbies: Screaming lyrics to power metal songs at people.
Fav. Musical: Avenue Q!
Your life's ambition: To write a bunch of really good books, have them turned into movies, and have fans of the books bitch about how the movies are unfaithful to the book. That'd be great.
Something you like about yourself: My 1337 guitar and bass skillz00rz
Something we should know about you: I have the urge to scream out random power metal lyrics... "RAPE THEIR WOMEN AS THEY CRY!!!!"

♪♪ Favorites ♪♪
At least-
4 bands: Blind Guardian, Manowar, Amon Amarth, Bathory, Hammerfall, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath (Dio years, totally), Bruce Dickinson, Iced Earth, Nile, Sonata Arctica, Dragonforce, Thyrfing, Nokturnal Mortum, Burzum, Elvenking, Falconer, Venom, Led Zeppelin, E.S. Posthumus, The Streets (o_O don't ask), Dropkick Murphys, The Misfits.
10 movies: Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Sin City, Office Space, Battle Royale, A Clockwork Orange, LOTR: Return Of The King, The Godfather, Goodfellas, Airplane.
5 shows: Married... With Children, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Fastlane (they cancelled it, those fuckers).
8 songs:
Bathory - One Rode To Asa Bay
Manowar - Hail And Kill
Hammerfall - The Way Of The Warrior
Blind Guardian - The Script For My Requiem
Blind Guardian - And The Story Ends
Blind Guardian - And Then There Was Silence
Bathory - Blood And Iron
Bathory - Blood Fire Death
Nokturnal Mortum - As The Steel Eagle Into Golden Svarga
Burzum - Det Som En Gang Var
Dropkick Murphys - The Dirty Glass
Nile - Divine Intent
Amon Amarth - God, His Son, And Holy Whore
Amon Amarth - Victorious March

Went all out there, but those are my favorite songs.
4 actors/actresses:
Edward Norton
Alexis Bledel
Clive Owen
Vin Diesel can use 2,124 objects found in the average living room to kill you, including the room itself.
2 books:
Chuck Palahniuk - Invisible Monsters
Neal Stephenson - Snow Crash

Why should you be voted into this community?:
Because the Carthaginians actually rode ME over the alps and into Rome.

Opinions-

What do you think about Bush and the US's political standing: I don't know, I don't really follow politics. At all. It bores the shit out of me.
Suicide? Depends. If there's really no hope for you, well, I'm sorry. But if you live in a good family, but feel like you have nothing to live for if your boy/girlfriend broke up with you and you're 13, then when you die I'll laugh.
Teh death penalty: I'm for the death penalty if there's really nothing we can do to rehabiliate the criminal.

pick a silly word:
if you could change your name wut would it be and why: Baron Von Doomhammer, because it's just so damn evil.
if you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and why: A very very very very very very very very very very very very very forsaken mountain in Northern Norway where I can build my evil Paganlair where I can plan out the attack against the forces of SambaMaster and the minorities of the world.
pick a fictional character that best represents you. who is it, and why: God.
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Step to a journey? I hope I did this right.

THE APPLICATION:

♪♪ About You ♪♪
Name: Serge
Age: 15
Location: New York
Gender: Male
Grade: 10th
Status (Single, dating, etc.): Single
Pick 5 words to describe yourself: metal, viking, russian, power, scream
Hobbies: Screaming lyrics to power metal songs at people.
Fav. Musical: Avenue Q!
Your life's ambition: To write a bunch of really good books, have them turned into movies, and have fans of the books bitch about how the movies are unfaithful to the book. That'd be great.
Something you like about yourself: My 1337 guitar and bass skillz00rz
Something we should know about you: I have the urge to scream out random power metal lyrics... "RAPE THEIR WOMEN AS THEY CRY!!!!"

♪♪ Favorites ♪♪
At least-
4 bands: Blind Guardian, Manowar, Amon Amarth, Bathory, Hammerfall, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath (Dio years, totally), Bruce Dickinson, Iced Earth, Nile, Sonata Arctica, Dragonforce, Thyrfing, Nokturnal Mortum, Burzum, Elvenking, Falconer, Venom, Led Zeppelin, E.S. Posthumus, The Streets (o_O don't ask), Dropkick Murphys, The Misfits.
10 movies: Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Sin City, Office Space, Battle Royale, A Clockwork Orange, LOTR: Return Of The King, The Godfather, Goodfellas, Airplane.
5 shows: Married... With Children, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Fastlane (they cancelled it, those fuckers).
8 songs:
Bathory - One Rode To Asa Bay
Manowar - Hail And Kill
Hammerfall - The Way Of The Warrior
Blind Guardian - The Script For My Requiem
Blind Guardian - And The Story Ends
Blind Guardian - And Then There Was Silence
Bathory - Blood And Iron
Bathory - Blood Fire Death
Nokturnal Mortum - As The Steel Eagle Into Golden Svarga
Burzum - Det Som En Gang Var
Dropkick Murphys - The Dirty Glass
Nile - Divine Intent
Amon Amarth - God, His Son, And Holy Whore
Amon Amarth - Victorious March

Went all out there, but those are my favorite songs.
4 actors/actresses:
Edward Norton
Alexis Bledel
Clive Owen
Vin Diesel can use 2,124 objects found in the average living room to kill you, including the room itself.
2 books:
Chuck Palahniuk - Invisible Monsters
Neal Stephenson - Snow Crash

Why should you be voted into this community?:
Because the Carthaginians actually rode ME over the alps and into Rome.

Opinions-

What do you think about Bush and the US's political standing: I don't know, I don't really follow politics. At all. It bores the shit out of me.
Suicide? Depends. If there's really no hope for you, well, I'm sorry. But if you live in a good family, but feel like you have nothing to live for if your boy/girlfriend broke up with you and you're 13, then when you die I'll laugh.
Teh death penalty: I'm for the death penalty if there's really nothing we can do to rehabiliate the criminal.

pick a silly word:
if you could change your name wut would it be and why: Baron Von Doomhammer, because it's just so damn evil.
if you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and why: A very very very very very very very very very very very very very forsaken mountain in Northern Norway where I can build my evil Paganlair where I can plan out the attack against the forces of SambaMaster and the minorities of the world.
pick a fictional character that best represents you. who is it, and why: God. <_< I just had to say it. Because I created the world? I don't know.
what do you think you were in a past life: A glorious viking.
pick some lyics taht represent you. wut r they and why do they represent you:
<I>
Standing here now amidst the hell we have made
All signs of a wonder or to survive now seems to fade
But I am a fighter and I still have my pride
They are gonna have to kill me, by my own hand I refuse to die
</I>
Bathory - Under The Runes.

I pick this because when I start shit, I finish it.

Anything else we should know? Something random, a story, a joke, a random picture?
A movie I want to see made: <I>Jenna Rink is a typical preteen girl who wants more than anything to grow up. On her 13th birthday, Jenna's only wish is to get older and fast. When she wakes up the next morning, she's a black guy, an unsuccessful drug dealer with a bitch ass ho! Jenna tracks down Matt(her best friend when she was white) to try and figure out what has happened.</I>

If today was your last day on earth, what 5 things would you do?
Alexis Bledel, Lindsay Lohan, Christina Ricci, Katie Holmes, and Kari Wuhrer

do you know wut LOST is?: Not a clue.

first thing that comes to mind when you hear...

boobahhh: Satanic moongoats.
cell: A really bad movie.
dasani: Water. Bottled water.
sharpi: Shiny black noses. Let's rub noses!
yoga: Yoda!
harry potter: A good book.
soup: Clam chowder, beeyotches!
dvd: Better than VHS.
story: Kindergarten
orchestra: \m/
nursery rhyme: For little kids.
out: like whoa

post a pic of yourself (we're not judging on looks):
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/vitalchernobyl/3_18_05/Image004.jpg

post a pic of something random, or taht you like:
I envy Ted Lundstrom's hair and wish to grow mine that long.
http://www.metaldevastation.com/amon5.jpg

I mean damn, it's nearly to his waist, that is so fucking cool.

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